Twinkies live longer

Men who meet the following criteria are more likely to live longer, according to the study:
・ Are married
- Are not overweight
- Have low blood pressure
- Possess a strong grip (indicating overall strength and fitness)
- Have attained a high level of education
- Have low blood sugar
- Avoid heavy drinking
- Do not smoke
- Have a low level of bad cholesterol.

This is a list of a study made by some nutbar agency. And here's the mistake most people make. Length of life is not the same as... Quality of life.

You will note the clarification... “likely”.

You will also note “Happy” is NOT on the list.

You will note that social accomplishment or fame... NOT on the list.

You will note that being married is on the list... having kids is NOT and indeed, not even hinted at.

Driving fast... is NOT on the list. Driving in fact is NOT on the list.

Here's one that will shock the females... While marriage is on the list... Romance and Love are NOT on the list.

Here's one for the employer's and biz.... Work, hard work, or any form of employment are NOT on the list.

Golf.... NOT on the list.

Fishing .... NOT on the list.

Take out the garbage... NOT on the list.

So using this little study... what sort of men live long? From the list, apparently its married twinky little queers, who are best described as pet boys.