Its fashionable to take stock of the past year and to create goals called resolutions. Its cliche and all that sort of thing. They never work. In this blag, a new variation on this theme. For the New Year, Gordy's 2009 Revulsions.
1. Stephen Harper.
2. Ignatieff.
3. Layton.
4. Mike Duffy.
5. Taxes.
6. TTC.
7. Wind Chill.
8. Viruses.
9. Flu clinics.
10. Doctors.
11. Oil Companies.
12. Barack Obama.
....tbc
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My own, personal, obnoxious take on:
Comments of Gord's Revulsions for 2009:
1. Stephen Harper
Smart guy with absolutely no hint of Character.
2. Ignatieff
Very smart guy with absolutely no hint of charisma.
3. Layton
Smart guy with no hint of a clue.
4. Mike Duffy
A new pig Senator at our public trough, scarfing down lots and lots of our hundred dollar bills for the remainder of his life. A fine fiscal Conservative!
5. Taxes
Conservatives never overspend and then raise our taxes ...do they?
6. TTC
The Red Rocket Rulez as a cultural mosaic!
7. Wind Chill
Not a valid concept, south of The Soo.
8. Viruses
No longer as bad as rootkits and spyware.
9. Flu clinics
A great place to catch the flu, just in case you've missed it so far.
10. Doctors
The words 'stupid doctor' should be a contradiction in terms but terrifyingly enough, they aren't.
11. Oil Companies
All they know how to do is to drill for oil and money. We should all own stock in an oil company, like maybe Petro-Canada?
12. Barack Obama
Somehow a black, terrorist, Muslim, fundamentalist Christian non-American became President of the United States of America. Woo Hoo! He might not be better but he certainly couldn't be worse!
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