Friday, April 17, 2009

Update - Misappointment

A misappointment is like a disappointment but not as serious. It is no surprise at all.

Mel Gibson the self righteous got served with divorce papers via his lawyers. Apparently, this has been two years or more in the works. Gibson received the news according to the gossip papers while in Costa Rica busing with blondie.

The first Oksana was not 25 as per her Wikipedia of yesterday but 31 years old. Then again Russians are on the metric system. Different calendars and watches are needed in that system. It was a development that P.E. Trudeau never anticipated. He was into metric screws in a big way.

Yes the first Oksana in the previous post, declared that she was now married and preggers. She did not say who the father was though. According to her she gave Mel a private piano recital.

The second Oksana yelped that she was the one that Mel had a thing for. They were serious. The only problem with serious was that according to the rumor mongers, she was not in Costa Rica for the divorce squeezings.

When one part of trash hits the sidewalk, it seems all the trash makes it out to the curb side. Mel allegedly has had about six affairs within the last two years. This includes a Costa Rican vacation for Britney who uses the last name Spears. Spears by the coincident way... a bleach blonde.

Robyn Gibson nee Moore, understands the issue. Half his fortune will be gone for all the philandering. He wasn't even quite discreet about it. Its a case from courtship to court.

1 comment:

Cinaedh said...

According to the cartoon South Park, Mr. Gibson is as crazy as an outhouse rat, so it's not surprising he forgot to be discreet whilst cheating on his wife.

By the way, I love the word "misappointment". It's perfectly evocative.

Now you'd best copyright the word, lest Microsoft decides to take out a copyright and sues your penniless ass for using it!