Saturday, April 04, 2009

Beee BeeP!

Beach Coyote took several pets to eat right in the view of their screaming masters. Small dogs and cats are tasty little morsels wasted by emotion. Coyotes are such sensible creatures. They know what human slave animals are tasty, useful and nutritious.

One or a pair moved into the heart of the city. While inner city denizens usually want to see nature, they rarely wish to personally experience nature. Coyotes have common sense. If you catch something. Eat it.

And the angst. All of a sudden, all the tree huggers have popped up their heads and told the City not to kill the coyotes. Live trap and transport them was okay. They don't know much about coyotes. One of the hardest animals to trap and catch is a coyote. The critters don't like it.

Lucky, the city officials could be chasing that road runner. Then they'd be the fools.

1 comment:

Cinaedh said...

I wouldn't worry about the coyotes as a long term problem in Toronto. No doubt they'll all be crackheads before long and crackheads don't eat as many pets as straight people, do they?