No Pillow Fights

Now the thought police are on a crusade to ban pillow fighting.

Frank Thomas got a Blue Jays add banned because the idea was that a couple of kids were bouncing on a bed and enters Thomas. A kid takes a swipe at poor Frank. And Frank grabs a spare pillow and poof blows the kid off the bed.

Frank chuckles on the way stage exit and the kid pops up smiling.

Now.

{Long pregnant pause}

This ad was pulled.

{Another long pregnant pause}

People are freezing, starving, and homeless in all of Canada's major cities. Politicians are stealing tax payers dollars, giving themselves 50% annual raises, the car industry just lost 10,000 jobs yesterday. News programs on cable channels streams endless stories on useless social celebs like Paris Hilton, Angelina Jolie, Anna Nicole. The very same group allows GAP and Calvin Klein ads. The very same group allows ads from the drug addled sports teams from the NFL, MLB, NHL about jocks whose only contest is to see who can use the perfect drug.

Street gangs run the streets in the poorer sections of every city. They permit ads from PETA who in turns encourage their stars to make hundreds of useless air flights to protest animal extinctions. And these clowns go anal over a fucking pillow fight.


Obviously the people on this committee come from troubled families, likely the only child, likely the ethicists of divorced families, and more likely born abandoned fetuses. Where do these clowns come from?

The idea of a pillow fight is to knock the adversary off the bed.

{The final long pregnant pause.}

These people on that board are morons.