Thursday, April 12, 2007

Belinda, our Belinda retires


Toronto- Much adored Belinda Stronach finally retired from politics after a long and rewarding political career.

Thumbs up responses erupt on thousands of hands through the political community for the benefits she brought to Canada. If she was a Catholic she certainly would have earned saint hood.

Her political record lists out as: two leadership races in the two federal parties, one cabinet post, one divorce, one broken almost engagement, one adultress affair and at least one New York shopping trip.

This May 2nd, she will have her forty first birthday. She now joins daddy's company in order to guide it into the process of buying the foundering Chrysler corporation. It certainly is both a pay increase and a decrease in the grey matter allocations.

She will be totally missed in Canadian politics. Already worshipping and idolizing poems to her are already being made. In Canada, there are way too many poets.

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