Vancouver Canuck fans gloated with glee when the Swedish god of hockey, Mats Sundin, finally decided to accept their contract offer. They felt that they had stolen this player from Toronto.
Toronto fans glum with the news when their former captain transited the walls of maximum hyprocrisy and signed with Vancouver. Nearing free agency in the spring, the proud Sundin pronounced that he wanted to be a Maple Leaf and blue flowed in his veins. He did not want to be a rent player.
After much theatre, Sundin finally decided on the Vancouver Canucks half way through the season. The Canucks were fixed in second place. With Sundin, they are 1-5-2. If the season ended today, they would be well out of the playoffs. Indeed, as of last night they have achieved a streak of seven losses. Sundin was always known for bringing his hockey team a level of consistency.
2 comments:
You're the very definition of an anti-fan!
I hope you're seeking treatment for this Sundin fetish you've developed over the years.
:-)
They can't be too happy with their $10-million-"rental-player"-who-wasn't-looking-for-a-big-pay-day-or-to-be-a-rental-player now! Looks good on them!
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