Wednesday, November 11, 2009

ChewBackIt



The fans of murder CSI dramas manifest a wide acceptance for coincidence. As long as the TV program has a hot babe, the malodorous plot templates gets a higher level of tolerance. But I reached a limit.


In all the programs one statistical anomaly is the high percentage of killer DNA that winds up under victim’s fingernails. “Oh yes your DNA wound up under the Vic’s fingernails.” – investigator.


“But I couldn’t have murdered him, I shot him with a M-16 at 100yards.”
Blig secret. According to our scientific survey, one can avoid getting murdered in the USA by chewing your fingernails.


Under the hat. Keep it secret.

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